My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.
who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
|—||me to all my friends w/ dogs (via babyferaligator)|
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever
how cool would it be to fall for someone and that person feels the same way towards you and you both get together and fall in love with each other and be happy together like how fucking cool would that be